New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter announced he’d be retiring after the 2014 season. That led to people sharing stories about their favorite Jeter moments. For comedian Ricky Smith his Jeter story didn’t bring up the fond, pleasant feelings other’s did.
Remind me to tell y'all about the time Derek Jeter left the club w/ a girl I came with. #that1stillhurts #ilikedher
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
I mean what are you suppose to do when Derek Jeter pushes up on a girl your dating at the club
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
He was so smooth about it tho. I didn't even know it happened until 20 mins after they left the club
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
I was just sitting at the table with my drink in my hand. And this was before the days of smart phones so I had to just stand there
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
Acting like everyone in the club didn't just see Jeter leave with my girl. I had to act like I wanted to stay and listen to music
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
ALONE
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
Hell, I was more mad she left cause she was my ride. They could have hooked up but at least given me a ride home
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
So I got my girl AND ride taken...
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
Worst part is I couldn't be mad at him for pulling her. Couldn't be mad at her for picking him over me. So I just was mad at myself
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
I didn't watch baseball for like two years after that...
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
Needless to say I never talked to that girl ever again... Once she's with Jeter she belongs to the streets bro
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
@Rickonia that's what you get for bringing your girl to the club dummy
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
I hate Jeter, the Yankees, pinstripes, and the number 2 #Jeter
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
PS I had to catch the bus back to my hotel cause my card got declined paying for the bottle service
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
YOU DON'T KNOW SADNESS UNTIL THE COCKTAIL WAITRESS COMES BACK W/ SECURITY TO ASK YOU IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER CREDIT CARD
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
And of course you have to act like you have another credit card, knowing good and well those credit cards are maxed too
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
So just to recap, I lost my girl to Jeter, I have no ride, and my credit card got declined
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
I HAD TO CATCH THE BUS. YOU DON'T KNOW HUMBLE UNTIL YOU HAVE TO CATCH THE BUS AFTER THE CLUB
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
I'm heated y'all. I must have repressed the memory but the more I think about it, the more mad I'm getting
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
And y'all know that out of town hook up is hard. I'd been putting in work for weeks. Met chick on MySpace and everything
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
Been working on that for min.. Put her in my Top 8 on Myspace, flew into town, took her to Bahama Breeze for Jeter to take her
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
I had to spend the rest of the 'vacation' looking up old relatives acting like I came to visit them cause I needed somewhere to stay
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
I sleeping on my great aunt's next door neighbors floor while Jeter hitting home runs with my top 8
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
Just did get done paying off that credit card too...
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014
*fights air*
— Ricky Smith (@Rickonia) February 12, 2014