You need to have a good sense of humor if you’re going to play for the Dodgers. At any moment, Yasiel Puig could chuck ice on you.
Juan Uribe playfully swipes at Puig in the wake of just such an ice attack.
Playing with Puig is like living with a goofy little brother. You have to be on your guard 24 hours a day because you never know what might happen.
You could wake up in the middle of the night to find him taking a leak on your face.
I don’t think any of Puig’s antics are malicious, I just don’t think he can help himself. He’s a jolly agent of chaos.
He’s like The Joker without the terroristic tendencies. Puig doesn’t want to watch the world burn, he just wants to poke it in the eye and laugh.
One of these days one of his teammates is going to kick his ass. Somebody will be having a bad day and Puig will do some stuff and whammo.