This is a real thing that is happening on YouTube. Julian Edelman is trying to become the new Zach Galifianakis by launching his own comedic talk show. It’s called Burgertyme and it is…curiously similiar to Between Two Ferns. But instead of ferns, there’s a bowl full of cheeseburgers.
In this installment of Burgertyme, Julian Edelman interviews his teammate Chandler Jones. Deadpan hilarity ensues.
It’s just as I suspected. Anyone can do what Zach Galifianakis does. Anyone. So why the hell is someone paying Zach Galifianakis? Why are we keeping that hack around when Julian Edelman is perfectly adequate?
Are you thinking what I’m thinking right now? Yup. Bill Belichick has to be on Burgertyme. Has to. That would be the single greatest thing in the history of YouTube. Hell, the history of the internet. Hell, the history of the entire effing universe.
Belichick on Burgertyme would break my brain, that’s how awesome it would be. Just ten minutes of Belichick sitting there muttering crap, making you wonder if he gets the joke or not. And at the end he just goes crazy on that bowl of cheeseburgers. He just Cookie Monsters the whole freaking thing. Then stands up and does a Kenny Powers strike out celebration.
All right that will never happen. But I now know what I will be dreaming about tonight.