Fans attending the NBA Finals at San Antonio’s AT&T Center will have the opportunity to chow down on a new sandwich that I’m pretty sure is not going to be added to Michelle Obama’s list of approved items. The “3 pointer sandwich” as it’s called features “three kinds of barbecued meat (pork, brisket, and sausage), three cheeses (‘Texas Havarti,’ muenster, and queso fresco), plus ‘Mexican Coca Cola Caramelized Onions’ and a choice of thee barbecue sauces including a root beer barbecue sauce. And also three pieces of Texas toast.”
So basically, one bite of that and your insurance is automatically canceled.
Not to make this into a “San Antonio is fat” thing but…I’m starting to think Charles Barkley might have a point. That is a ridiculous sandwich. There is no reason for that sandwich to even exist. It is basically a giant stack of murder.
But hey, it only costs $12.95. That’s amazingly reasonable for stadium food. I guess if you bought one at the start of the game and ate it slowly, that would be acceptable. But you know people won’t do that. They’ll buy three of these things and try to scarf them all down in thirty seconds. And wash it down with massive sodas.
— Eater National (@Eater) June 4, 2014
The AT&T Center paramedics better be on high alert. There will be some coronaries once people start hammering these things. What a country.