In June of 2013, the Royals’ George Kottaras bested the Rangers’ Robbie Ross in perhaps the most tension-filled cow milking contest ever staged between two major league baseball players.
Saturday afternoon, the two combatants came together again for the rematch. And once again, George Kottaras (now a member of the Indians) got the better of Robbie Ross.
#Indians George Kottaras defending his '13 cow-milking title vs Robbie Ross of the Rangers pic.twitter.com/DbIoVG4Tbq
— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) June 7, 2014
Cows. Baseball players. Udders. Milk. I don’t know how it gets any more exciting than this. All I have to say is, mooooo. Oh my God, there’s a trophy. An actual honest to goodness trophy. For being the best cow milker in MLB.
Kottaras officially a two-time cow-milking champion after defeating Ross for a second straight year #Texas pic.twitter.com/QM3pHLthYS
— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) June 7, 2014
Why is this contest being staged during a random Rangers-Indians game? Why isn’t this part of All-Star festivities? This should be right in there with the Home Run Derby and the celebrity softball game.
It’s about time cow-milking had its day in the sun. Widen this thing out. Challenge the George Kottaras cow-milking dynasty. Bring cow-milking to the masses.
I have a sudden craving for cheese, I don’t know about you.
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