George Kottaras and Robbie Ross square off in cow milking rematch (Photo)
By Dan Zinski
In June of 2013, the Royals’ George Kottaras bested the Rangers’ Robbie Ross in perhaps the most tension-filled cow milking contest ever staged between two major league baseball players.
Saturday afternoon, the two combatants came together again for the rematch. And once again, George Kottaras (now a member of the Indians) got the better of Robbie Ross.
#Indians George Kottaras defending his '13 cow-milking title vs Robbie Ross of the Rangers pic.twitter.com/DbIoVG4Tbq
— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) June 7, 2014
Cows. Baseball players. Udders. Milk. I don’t know how it gets any more exciting than this. All I have to say is, mooooo. Oh my God, there’s a trophy. An actual honest to goodness trophy. For being the best cow milker in MLB.
Kottaras officially a two-time cow-milking champion after defeating Ross for a second straight year #Texas pic.twitter.com/QM3pHLthYS
— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) June 7, 2014
Why is this contest being staged during a random Rangers-Indians game? Why isn’t this part of All-Star festivities? This should be right in there with the Home Run Derby and the celebrity softball game.
It’s about time cow-milking had its day in the sun. Widen this thing out. Challenge the George Kottaras cow-milking dynasty. Bring cow-milking to the masses.
I have a sudden craving for cheese, I don’t know about you.
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