May 30, 2014; Paris, France; Novak Djokovic (SRB) celebrates recording match point in his match against Marin Cilic (CRO) on day six at the 2014 French Open at Roland Garros. Mandatory Credit: Susan Mullane-USA TODAY SportsMullane-USA TODAY Sports

2014 French Open Men’s Final: Novak Djokovic vomits in slow-mo (Video)


It’s really hot in Paris today, and I’m not talking about the weirdly kinky action going on between Rafael Nadal’s sister and mom in the stands, I’m talking about the actual air temperature. Thus far, Nadal seems to be handling things better than his French Open finals opponent Novak Djokovic, in that he has not yet vomited all over the place.

Djokovic could be reacting to the heat in this case or he could be reacting to the fact that he is systematically being taken apart by Nadal, who at this point might as well be an android programmed to destroy everything in his path. If Djokovic is vomiting, you can pretty much put that one down as a Nadal victory. Another Nadal victory at Roland Garros, which might as well change its name to Roland Nadal.

Man, sucks to be Djokovic. You lose the French Open final and now there are going to be GIFs everywhere of you puking your guts out in slow motion. But at least your girlfriend is still insanely hot. Yeah, forget everything else I just said. The insanely hot girlfriend cancels everything else out.

Who knows, maybe the hot girlfriend is even into that sort of thing. Not to get too weird and gross. Too late for that I guess.

Meanwhile, All Rafael Nadal Everything. Let’s just bow down to him now.

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