This is why it sometimes pays off to hold those crowd shots. The game between the Red Sox and Cubs was pretty boring, what with the Cubs pouring it on late, so the broadcast crew became preoccupied with these two young ladies in the seats at Fenway.
It starts as your usual cute crowd moment. Young lady thrilled at getting a souvenir baseball. Taking a picture for her friends. Adorable. And then at the very end, the money shot.
Young lady shoves the baseball into her brassiere, possibly to protect it from roving baseball thieves.
Quick cut away by the producer just in case any nipple should come peeking out. I mean you have to be careful. Wouldn’t want any nipple accidentally getting on television during a baseball game.
MUST PROTECT AMERICA’S YOUTH FROM NIPPLE SHOTS AT ALL COSTS!!!
But don’t protect them from the horror of Jerry Remy’s physical disintegration. Oh no. Put that stuff up on TV all you want. Joke about it for minutes on end. But please, I beg you, don’t let nipple on television or we will all surely die.
I don’t know. It can’t be comfortable walking around with a hard baseball stuffed in your brassiere, can it? Ladies? Thoughts?