Jun 17, 2014; Renton, WA, USA; Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch (24) talks with a teammate during minicamp at the Virginia Mason Athletic Center. Mandatory Credit: Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY Sports

Marshawn Lynch dives into pool of slime at Kids Choice Sports Awards (Video)

Marshawn Lynch made quite the entrance at the Kids Choice Sports Awards. The Seahawks running back arrived on the stage toting a football, knocking over stagehands willy nilly, then dove into a pool of slime.

He still won’t talk to reporters or visit the White House. But he’ll willingly dive into a pool of green slime.

Marshawn Lynch is basically an overgrown twelve-year-old. Which is fine. But the press won’t make any effort to understand that and they will continue to be pissed off about it when he won’t give them a quote.

The press need their precious quotes so they can write their lazy stories. And they get very mad when players won’t cough up the quotes.

Maybe, instead of talking to reporters, Marshawn should shoot them in the face with a slime gun. Here’s your quote, overpaid reporter.

Here’s what I have to say to you, media representative who is mostly here for the free food. EAT MY SLIME FAT CYNICAL MEMBER OF THE PRESS.

I would enjoy it if Marshawn did that. Very much.

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