You can’t get lazy out there when Albert Pujols is running the bases. You hear me Yasiel Puig? YOU CAN’T GET LAZY OUT THERE.
Oh no, he got lazy out there.
Puig gets a little too nonchalant on this fly ball to center and Pujols tags up on him and goes to second. After the inning when Pujols takes the field, Puig and Pujols jaw at each other.
Why is Puig jawing at Pujols? What does he have to say? “Okay big guy, you got me. You proved all the sports writers right. I’m a lazy turd out there who gets distracted by shiny objects or boobs in the stands. You took me to school, Professor Pujols.”
There’s not much Puig can say, but that won’t stop him from talking. I’m sure he learned a valuable lesson from this experience and will never make that mistake again.
Or probably he will forget the lesson and make the exact same mistake next time. Yeah, probably that one. He needs more courses at the Pujols Heads-Up Baseball Academy.