Aug 7, 2014; San Diego, CA, USA; Dallas Cowboys quarterback Brandon Weeden (3) drops back to pass during the first quarter against the San Diego Chargers at Qualcomm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports

Brandon Weeden throws a touchdown for the Dallas Cowboys (GIF)

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Save this GIF, Brandon Weeden fans. It could be the last touchdown he ever throws in a Dallas Cowboys uniform.

Nice job by #3 rolling right and hitting James Hanna in the back of the end zone. Excellent effort in his first game as Tony Romo’s backup.

The Cowboys sincerely hope that this is something they never have to see in a regular season game. If Brandon Weeden ends up actually playing, Jerry Jones may just say the hell with it and sell the team.

I’m exaggerating of course but not by much. Jerry might not sell the team if Weeden gets in, but he will definitely not be happy. He will need tons of booze and hookers to forget his sadness if something happens to Romo and Weeden has to play.

Weeden isn’t so much an insurance policy as a last-ditch contingency plan. Remember, the Cowboys wanted Kyle Orton but Orton didn’t want to stick around in Dallas anymore. So they had to turn to Weeden.

They could have had Johnny Manziel instead, but they ended up with Weeden. Talk about disappointments. But Weeden did throw one nice TD in preseason so, maybe.

But no. He stinks.

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