Sunday afternoon is one of the days that every Florida State football fan looks forward to, as it is Fan Day. This is a day where everyone gets to listen to the players talk about the upcoming season in a few weeks, and they also have the opportunity for autographs and such.
Well, for Heisman winner Jameis Winston, the official twitter of the football program decided to run #AskJameis, asking fans to send in their questions to the most polarizing figure in all of college football.
— FSU Football (@FSU_Football) August 10, 2014
Here’s the thing, though: Given his off-the-field snafus, there are not many people that are huge fans of Winston, so some of the responses would be what you would expect. Of course, there were the crab jokes:
From 1 to America How free are crab legs? #AskJameis
— Kris Tolle (@K_Tolle18) August 10, 2014
When coaches go back and review your practice tape does that include the tape from publix? #AskJameis
— its_carolxo (@its_carolxo) August 10, 2014
How about Jameis’ stance on world issues?
What are your thoughts on the situation in the Middle East? #AskJameis
— Jay-G (@JustGoldstein) August 10, 2014
And back to the crab legs:
On a scale of “1” to “crab legs” how free are you tonight? #AskJameis
— Tanner Williams (@T_Williams00) August 10, 2014
#AskJameis Will it be awkward the next time you order crab legs at a restaurant or nah?
— Crimson Commando (@CrimsonCommando) August 10, 2014
Okay, basically, the Florida State twitter account asked for crab leg jokes. In reality, they did. And yes, there were an abundance of sexual assault jabs, but that subject is never funny in any context, therefore have no place on the list.
But crab legs? Yes, it’s still hilarious.