Reds pitcher Mat Latos has a cat named Cat Latos, and sometimes Mat Latos dances with Cat Latos. This spectacle has been captured on video for all of us to see and wonder about.
Is it just me or does Cat Latos seem not all that into dancing? Cat Latos would rather be snoozing than dancing. He is, after all, a cat.
If God had intended cats to dance instead of snooze, he would not have designed their bodies so perfectly for curling up in little balls and snoozing. He would have given them little human bodies that were designed for dancing.
The fact that Mat Latos has to manipulate the cat’s limbs himself says all you need to know about Cat’s level of enthusiasm for dancing.
Mat should give up trying to turn Cat into the cat version of Baryshnikov and just let him curl up and snooze. Let cats be cats, Mat Latos. Don’t force a cat to be something other than a cat.
I think it’s entirely possible that Mat Latos is a little weird.