Ice cream cone. Oh ice cream cone. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ICE CREAM CONE AAAAAAAH.
I honestly do not know what to feel about this scene. On the one hand, it’s really beautiful to see a human being respond to anything with so much love, even if that thing is just an ice cream cone.
On the other hand, I’m pretty sure if I went into that guy’s bedroom I would find a jar filled with flies that have had their wings ripped off and possibly an entire closet filled with stolen panties.
At the end of the day, it’s an ice cream cone. Sure, enjoy your ice cream cone. Who doesn’t love a good ice cream cone? Just don’t stare at the ice cream cone like it’s your girlfriend and you’re going in for a kiss.
No one should love any food item as much as that man loves his ice cream cone. It’s not wholesome. It’s just a thousand different kinds of wrong.
Dude, it’s just ice cream.
BTW, this is exactly the same face Bartolo Colon makes when he’s staring down a big juicy piece of ham.
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