So do you think the young Seattle QB has settled in now? You think he’s got those nerves calmed down?
What nerves? Oh, you mean the ones he never had because he was BORN WITHOUT FEAR???
I’m imagining Wilson rapping inside his head while he’s dancing:
“My name is Russell and I’m here to say, I’m a Super Bowl winning quarterback today. I like to play quarterback, and I like to dance. I’m a handsome young man and I own a lot of pants.”
“I’m the leader of the Seahawks, the Super Bowl champs. Did I mention to you people that I own a lot of pants? My coach is Pete Carroll, he’s a righteous dude. Folks who think I’m too short are kind of rude.”
“So now I tell you people all across the land, don’t listen to the haters who think I’m kind of bland. I like to dance and I like to run. But most of all I just like to have fun, son.”
Yup, I think that Wilson guy might have this whole thing figured out.