Aug 13, 2014; Seattle, WA, USA; Toronto Blue Jays shortstop Jose Reyes (7) walks back to the dugout after striking out against the Seattle Mariners during the first inning at Safeco Field. Mandatory Credit: Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY Sports

Something disturbing is happening with Jose Reyes' hair (Photo)

It looks like Reyes couldn’t make up his mind what length to go with when it came to a new hairstyle so he decided, screw it, I’ll just do three lengths on my head at the same time.

So what did he decide upon? Shaved tight up front, little ragged in the middle, totally fuzzy in the back. And dyed in the back of course because one hair color at a time, that’s for losers.

Basically, Jose Reyes has left us all saying, what are you doing with your hair? Seriously man.

As horrible hairstyles go, this one even trumps the notorious Coco Crisp head goatee.

I never thought I’d see a worse look than head goatee but I was wrong. Reyes makes head goatee look like a sensible styling choice.

I can’t even think of a nickname for Reyes’ hairstyle, that’s how bizarre it is. It’s some kind of three-tiered, multi-colored assault on the senses.

I hope this is just a temporary thing for Reyes, like a joke for a couple days before he goes in and gets the whole thing fixed. You can’t walk around like that in public or people will think you belong in a lunatic asylum.

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