Do not test Yoenis Cespedes. When you test Yoenis Cespedes, he passes the test and you fail.
Right, so we’ve established now that Yoenis Cespedes has a great arm and enjoys gunning people down from left field like Ted Nugent enjoys gunning down innocent woodland creatures, skinning them, ripping their guts out and cooking them over an open flame ‘neath the stars.
Josh Hamilton missed out on that particular piece of information and that’s why Hamilton ended up being the one on the other end of Cespedes’ gun.
Oh. Josh Hamilton. You tested Yoenis Cespedes. WHY DID YOU TEST YOENIS CESPEDES, JOSH HAMILTON???
Josh Hamilton is MEAT.
The man is an assassin. If you try to score on him he’ll just assassinate you.
OT: Remember that movie with George Clooney where he had to build the gun for the assassin and you knew from three minutes in that the gun would be used on him in the end?
Don’t you hate it when you figure out the twist right away? Annoying. Josh Hamilton probably never figures out the twist.