For Roy Halladay, it started with a simple tweet about using a butt plug to keep a boat from filling up with water. It ended with — well, Twitter users talking about butt plugs.
I’m not all that up-to-date on my boating terms so I have no idea if a butt plug is a thing or if that’s a typo by Roy or what’s the deal.
I just know that, when internet people took “butt plug” to mean something other than a plug you use to keep a boat from being inundated, Roy Halladay went and got all up on his high horse about it.
Like Twitter is church or something.
I should know twitter people my not be up to snuff on boat terms. At times I feel Im talking to Beavis & Butthead “uh he said butt plug uh!”
— Roy Halladay (@RoyHalladay) August 24, 2014
You said “butt plug” Roy. What did you think would happen?
Okay everyone, new rule: no snickering at the double-meanings in Roy Halladay’s tweets. Roy doesn’t like that kind of sophomoric, silly humor.
Butt plug. Is it really called a butt plug? Is a jib still a thing?
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