Longhorn Network Will Broadcast Bevo Grazing For 5 Hours On Christmas
By Mike Dyce
The Longhorn Network will air Bevo grazing for five uninterrupted hours on Christmas.
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Christmas presents a lot of issues for a lot of companies, especially those in entertainment. You’d like to give people the day off but the show must go on and someone must continue putting on television shows.
I don’t know if this is an attempt at giving someone some free time on Christmas, or a genuine idea, but the Longhorn Network will air footage of Bevo grazing and roaming on his ranch for five hours.
That’s right, Christmas morning you can watch Bevo eat grass for five hours uninterrupted by commercial. The sad part is, there will be people watching this or having it on in the background. I’d still take the Christmas Story on loop.
If you were wondering if there would be some musical accompaniment to the mindless grazing, there will be.
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