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Jose Canseco makes 10 great predictions for 2015

By Cory Buck

May 23, 2013; Fort Worth, TX, USA; Fort Worth Cats designated hitter Jose Canseco (33) signs autographs for fans before the game against the Edinburg Roadrunners at LaGrave Field in Fort Worth. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports
May 23, 2013; Fort Worth, TX, USA; Fort Worth Cats designated hitter Jose Canseco (33) signs autographs for fans before the game against the Edinburg Roadrunners at LaGrave Field in Fort Worth. Mandatory Credit: Tim Heitman-USA TODAY Sports /
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Former MLB player Jose Canseco made some predictions for 2015 that pretty much run in line with what we’d expect from Jose Canseco.

As the poster boy for steroid use in the MLB, Jose Canseco has been doing pretty well for himself, as long as maintaining a full hand of ten fingers isn’t a prerequisite for ‘doing pretty well’.

At the very least, he still has the most entertaining Twitter account in all of the land, as evidenced his latest diatribe, in which Canseco made ten bold predictions for 2015.

Dude, David Bowie beat you to that one.

Does he mean Jimbo Fisher? Surely he doesn’t. He can’t. Well, this is Jose. Never mind, he absolutely means Seminoles coach Jimbo Fisher without irony, we presume.

Are we the only ones who find it creepy that Jose is promoting his daughter as a model? Is that normal? We’ll let the dads chime in on this one.

Oddly, this one led to some of the nastiest comments. Make fun of the President all you want, but DO NOT yearn for peace in the middle east, you curmudgeon!

Wait, what happened to number seven?

Zing! Canseco with the big blast to finish off his

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nine predictions for 2015. Apparently he just deleted number seven because that’s what Jose does from time to time.

As for the remaining nine predictions, well what else is there to say? Jose Canseco simply sees the world through a different lens than you, me or anyone else. That’s just what makes his Twitter one of the best in all of the world. You never know what you’ll get from it, but you do know that you won’t be disappointed.

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