Pete Prisco would twist Marshawn Lynch’s weiner like a pretzel
By Josh Sanchez
Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch has been warned against his now signature crotch grab. It’s good he never did it around Pete Prisco.
Pete Prisco is either against showboating or he really enjoys Auntie Anne’s. Of course, he could just be a Marshawn Lynch hater. Regardless, he is very happy to see the NFL cracking down on the Seattle Seahawks running back’s crotch-grabbing antics.
Shortly after a Pro Football Talk report surfaced saying the NFL has warned Marshawn Lynch he will receiving 15-yards for leaping with his junk in hand, Prisco shared a beautiful story from his high school football days.
Meet Pete Prisco: Serial crotch grabber.
Thanks for that story, Pete.
Now, we will not be able to finish our day without picturing the moment Pete Prisco reached into a man’s jock to deliver a very painful message.
Haters gonna hate.
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