Minor league team showcases Full House jerseys (Photo)

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The Frisco RoughRiders will be featuring bright Full House themed uniforms for their game on June 12th. 


Minor league teams need all the help they can get to attract fans, especially if they are located in the vicinity of two other MLB teams.

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The Frisco RoughRiders (Come on, nobody who’s from there calls it “Frisco”. It’s “The City”.) have that dilemma, as the Bay Area sports both the San Francisco Giants and the Oakland Althetics.

Wait … never mind. There’s a town in Texas with the incorrect nickname for a city.

So in order to attract the NorCal crowd anyway, the Riders are giving the people of the area exactly what they crave: Dave Coulier.

This is actually what Belloq and the Nazis saw inside the Ark of the Covenant that melted their faces off.

And if you’re able to wipe away the remnants of exploded face-matter from your computer screens, you’ll notice that Dave Coulier isn’t simply throwing out a first pitch or helping out with the Seventh Inning Stretch. That is a full out meet and greet. John Stamos didn’t want to soil his perfect, yogurt-eating hands with the grime and bacteria of the common rabble, so they got deadbeat Joey instead.

The game is on June 12, so if you happen to be in Northeast Texas in June, make sure to catch Dave Coulier.

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