Get to know the greatest mustaches in NBA history.
More than any other major American sport, basketball offers its viewers an intimate experience. Itās the only sport where the players donāt wear hats or helmets that obscure the audienceās vision, itās the sport with the smallest playing area, and itās the sport where a star player can be in the action for the largest part of each game ā together, these factors allow NBA fans to get very familiar with their heroes. And as a result, an NBA playerās appearance matters ā including what he grows on his face.
While there are important caveats ā specific high-profile quarterbacks and pitchers whoāve made lasting contributions to the legacy of the lip sweater, for example ā no other sport has had a richer history with the whiskers than basketball.
And because narrowing the list of all-time greatest NBA mustaches to ten would be torture for a face-fur-phile like me, Iāll use dog-show format instead ā one winner apiece from each of nine themed groups, plus a best-in-bristles overall prize.
STYLE
The 1950s NBA was a pretty straight-laced scene. Most of the leagueās stars looked like G.I. Joes, just home from military service. There wasnāt a lot of style to go around, and definitely not much facial hair. With few exceptions, the clean-shaven status quo continued to stretch into the first few years of the next decade; but in 1967, the birth of the upstart ABA marked a turning point in basketball style. And in less than ten years, the ABA had revolutionized the look of the sport, entirely. The league introduced the slam dunk contest, the 3-point line, and the tri-colored basketball; but most importantly, it was responsible for so many great mustaches.
Basketballās new look was epitomized by the ABAās best player, Julius Erving, who ā with his afro and mustache ā was the embodiment of cool. But it wasnāt just Dr. J; all of the leagueās best players ā Zelmo Beaty, Louie Dampier, George Gervin, George McGinnis ā were mustachioed. Just crack open the ABA trading card price guide and youāll find Brian Taylorās noatee, Ollie Taylorās isosceles mouth triangle, and Roland Taylorās Cowardly Lion ā all on a single page.
The ABA brought an infusion of self expression to the stodgy NBA; after the merger, players like Connie Hawkins continued to experiment with new configurations of facial flair. And the influence of the ABA reached NBA-lifers too, as demonstrated by the epic caterpillars of Walt Frazier and Pete Maravich.
But, no ABA player brought more style to the NBA than Artis Gilmore. His āelevator going up arrowā mustache-and-goatee combo was totally unique and entirely befitting a professional dunker.