The Houston rapper Slim Thug took to Twitter to make his pitch for free agent Dwight Howard. But Houston’s instate rival, the Dallas Mavericks, are meeting with Dwight Howard today. And Dallas also has a rapper, Dorrough, competing for Dwight’s services on Twitter (might know him from Ice Cream Paint Job).
Dorrough has previously shot a music video outside American Airlines Center with Mark Cuban for the song “Get Big.”
Slim Thug was the first to reach out to Dwight Howard on Twitter. He promised what all men dream of big houses for cheap, strippers, cheap alcohol and beneficial divorce laws.
Yooo @DwightHoward what uppp gone come down to Houston G we got ya u already know Kobe gone act like a girl and blame u all season
— IG:SLIMTHUG (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
We real out here u can buy a big ass crib for cheap ill throw u a few assist on hoes make your next move your best move G @DwightHoward
— IG:SLIMTHUG (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
Have u ever been to @dreamshouston or V-Live @DwightHoward ??? LA ain't got strippers like we do
— IG:SLIMTHUG (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
We both got babymamas @DwightHoward do u know that they only get 20% in Houston it's wayyyy worst in LA
— IG:SLIMTHUG (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
A bottle of rosé in a Houston club is $250 max in LA $1000 befo taxes and gratuity @DwightHoward
— IG:SLIMTHUG (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
The galleria mall is a fool kid every store in one spot stay crawling with Bad bitches @DwightHoward
— IG:SLIMTHUG (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
A @DwightHoward dat boy @JHarden13 out here living like a king
— IG:SLIMTHUG (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
And @DwightHoward we got the Texans so not too much pressure on winning a ring this year we got time to grow u kno LA gone hate tho
— IG:SLIMTHUG (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
And u can talk on the phone and text while u drive down here @DwightHoward
— IG:SLIMTHUG (@slimthugga) July 1, 2013
Then for some reason, Slim Thug decided to call out Dallas rapper Dorrough.
@slimthugga lol uh oh its war now!! haha
— Six 3 (@DorroughMusic) July 1, 2013
Dorrough, who had previously not been trying to recruit Dwight decide to start making his own pitches.
Ay @DwightHoward u got a real chance at winning a ring here in Dallas
— Six 3 (@DorroughMusic) July 1, 2013
While also taking shots at Houston and Slim Thug.
Ay @DwightHoward don't go to houston bro, they gon make u throw dem ol ass swangas on every car u have @slimthugga
— Six 3 (@DorroughMusic) July 1, 2013
Ay @DwightHoward Slim Thug just wanna club with somebody thats as big as his tall ass lol @slimthugga
— Six 3 (@DorroughMusic) July 1, 2013
Ay @DwightHoward we got better chicken, bbq, etc. in dallas.. and our skyline looks better than Houstons!! @slimthugga
— Six 3 (@DorroughMusic) July 1, 2013
Ay @DwightHoward.. Dallas Hoes gon fuck.. Houston Hoes gon scheme u out ya money lmao
— Six 3 (@DorroughMusic) July 1, 2013
Ay @DwightHoward if u go to houston they gon make u sign with Swishahouse.. Come to Dallas and u'll be free.. @slimthugga
— Six 3 (@DorroughMusic) July 1, 2013
Ay @DwightHoward Houston is gonna make u Slow ALL ya music down.. U wil be depressed before the season starts lol. Come 2 Dallas
— Six 3 (@DorroughMusic) July 1, 2013