Pontiac Silverdome urinals for sale

Nov 28, 2013; Detroit, MI, USA; Detroit Lions fans dressed as pilgrims cheer during the fourth quarter of a NFL football game against the Green Bay Packers on Thanksgiving at Ford Field. Mandatory Credit: Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports /

If you’ve always wanted to own a urinal from the Pontiac Silverdome, today is your lucky day.

(Okay, technically May 12-16 will be your lucky days. Whatever. The important thing is that you have the opportunity to own a urinal from the former home of the Detroit Lions.)

If urinals aren’t really your thing, you can also buy some stadium seats. The seats will run from $100 for a single to $465 for a row of four, which seems pretty pricey considering stadium seats aren’t exactly known for being super comfortable (which is why you should buy a urinal.)

However, don’t expect former Detroit Lions running back Barry Sanders to sign your memorabilia:

FYI - I am not signing urinals... @AndrewSiciliano @latimessports
— Barry Sanders (@BarrySanders) March 21, 2014

[Feel free to insert your own “pissing money away” joke here.]

[Source: Los Angeles Times]

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