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Vancouver Canucks conspiracy theory revealed on Craigslist

Jun 27, 2014; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Vancouver Canucks general manager Jim Benning announces Jake Virtanen (not pictured) as the number six overall pick to the Vancouver Canucks in the first round of the 2014 NHL Draft at Wells Fargo Center. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports
Jun 27, 2014; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Vancouver Canucks general manager Jim Benning announces Jake Virtanen (not pictured) as the number six overall pick to the Vancouver Canucks in the first round of the 2014 NHL Draft at Wells Fargo Center. Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports /
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A British Columbia Craigslist post has exceeded just selling items and listing jobs. Saturday a post appeared bringing to light a conspiracy theory the Vancouver Canucks have been behind a conspiracy theory in the area.

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The post is amazing and everyone should definitely read the entire rant, though somewhat lengthy.

Not only does the post state that members of the Canucks have been posing as federal officials as far back as the 1980’s, but apparently they have also been a part of a mail theft and re-routing situation. Here’s a snippet:

"“The program was rerouting mail through the banks for their own perusal, as they had many targetted pieces which they were not allowing to be sent on. They would appear at banks all over the province, still to this day, rifle through what had been routed through them, take things, and then allow whatever was left over to be passed on.”"

The post continues on to say that they have also placed video cameras into private residences and then sell it to subscribers who wanted to watch. Headquarters are based in Northern Vancouver and a team has been constructed to enlighten the public to what is happening.

The rant concludes by saying:

"“Suffice to say, our vengeance untoward each and every person that has been involved in this will be quiet, and will have no bounds. This is not a warning, it is an open invitation.”"

Who knows whether this is a joke, but it could explain why the Canucks have been playing so terribly in the past few seasons; they are too concentrated on all the organized crime they do off the ice.