Jose Bautista destroys his bat in the dugout (Video)
By Dan Zinski
Bryce Harper, this is how you destroy a bat. Not by trying to snap it over your thighs. You want to reduce a bat to a useless heap of splintered wood? Smash it to smithereens against the bench like Jose Bautista.
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HOW DARE YOU NOT MAKE A HIT FOR ME YOU STUPID BAT. TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND THAT.
Jose Bautista doesn’t mess around. When he sets out to destroy a bat, that bat is getting destroyed. That is some Carlos Zambrano-level rage right there. Very impressive display, Joey Bats.
I think it’s safe to say that bat won’t be pissing off Jose Bautista anymore. That bat has gone to the great lumber yard in the sky.
Bryce Harper, I hope you’re taking notes. No more pansy-boy bat snapping. Take that bat in both your hands like a grown-ass man and obliterate that sucker. If you need help getting motivation, just imagine that the bench is Matt Williams’ face.
Don’t get confused and accidentally hit the real Matt Williams in the face. Cause that would be assault with a deadly weapon and they arrest people for that. Just a warning there.
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