Most of us will never play in the final round of a grand slam tennis tournament or catch two foul balls in the same game at Yankee Stadium.
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Eugenie Bouchard is not most of us.
The young Canadian tennis phenom went to a game at Yankee Stadium and snared not one but two foul balls. And gloated about it on Twitter, as is her right and privilege.
Caught 2 balls haha @yankees pic.twitter.com/1JYnGYL2CH
— Genie Bouchard (@geniebouchard) September 6, 2014
Video evidence to support this claim? Genie?
Were these BP foul balls or in-the-game foul balls?
Did she catch these balls herself or did love-sick men bring them to her between their teeth like dogs and drop them at her feet, all wet with their lustful slobber?
I think somebody might be rubbing it in right now. Okay we get it, you have a cake life.
Genie Bouchard is a Disney princess. She wakes up in the morning and birds dress her. She doesn’t walk, she floats on little pillows of air. When she goes outside, clouds immediately part and rays of sunlight shine on her face, reflecting off her perfect white teeth.
Stop being flawless, damn you!
Well, she still hasn’t actually won a grand slam. So maybe it’s not all cake.