White Sox Scott Snodgress uncorks a very impressive wild pitch (GIF)
By Dan Zinski
There are wild pitches and then there are wild pitches. This one by the White Sox’ Scott Snodgress Tuesday night was of the very wild variety.
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I’m going to say Snodgress lost the handle on that one. Lost his release point. Lost his grip. Lost everything.
I don’t bring up the name Ebby Calvin Nuke LaLoosh that often, because it’s just too easy, but in this case I don’t see any option.
That pitch was Ebby Calvin Nuke LaLooshed. Get Snodgress a garter belt. Get him breathing from his eyelids. Get him laid by a baseball groupie/philosopher.
Get him a map so he can find his way back to the plate. Or at least the vicinity of the plate.
Did I say a map? Get this dude a star chart. He’s in another universe with that one. He might need to hitch a ride on the Starship Enterprise just to get back in the right star system.
That was quite a wild pitch, is what I’m saying here.