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Seahawks’ Tony McDaniel is held back with new method

By Catherine Silverman

Feb 2, 2014; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; Seattle Seahawks defensive tackle Tony McDaniel (99) against the Denver Broncos during Super Bowl XLVIII at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports
Feb 2, 2014; East Rutherford, NJ, USA; Seattle Seahawks defensive tackle Tony McDaniel (99) against the Denver Broncos during Super Bowl XLVIII at MetLife Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports /
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Does that count as holding?

Tony McDaniel, I know how you feel.

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    • Gentlemen, have you ever had someone hold on to you by what seems to be the top strap of your, ah, rear-less underwear? No? I don’t think you really understand the cruelty being inflicted on Tony McDaniel here.

    First off, McDaniel’s a big guy. If I’m correct, he’s over 300 lbs. That’s a pretty significant surface area to receive the snap of that extremely large rubber band. It’s like when your friend’s used to steal girls’ hair ties during school and snap them against your wrist, but much bigger and much, MUCH more painful. Trust me.

    I’m unsure as to whether that counts as a call against Washington, because ‘technically’ he’s not being held, per se. There’s no way anyone wants to run through that with the terror of what’s to come should the Washington player lose his grip, though.

    It doesn’t seem to have done a whole ton of good, as Seattle is still winning. The score hasn’t changed in what seems like hours, though, so maybe some good did come of what I can only describe as “thong-holding”.

    Can that be a new call?

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