According to Gordon Hayward, nobody is better than him. He will crush LeBron James, and anybody else in the NBA…at league of legends.
If I played @KingJames 1-on-1, I'd crush him. My new blog on why I'm the best in the game: http://t.co/JstMVmubBl pic.twitter.com/svA2tay0Cj
— Gordon Hayward (@gordonhayward) October 14, 2014
"I repeat: I’m the best in the game. And probably in all the other major sports, too.No athlete on earth is as good at League of Legends as I am."
Hayward goes on, talking about his time playing early NES games, his eventual progression to Halo, his well documented time with Starcraft, and finally the current major gaming craze, League of Legends. With such video game experience, Hayward has to have many accomplishments under his belt. After digging deep, including a Freedom of Information Act request, two trips to the Vatican, an afternoon spent at Nintendo’s corporate offices, and confusing way too many people named “Sonya” with “Sony,” I found that…
Gordon Hayward once beat Battletoads with his eyes closed.
He did not purchase Superman 64.
Not only does Gordon Hayward not need the Konami Code to beat Contra, he can do it without losing a single life.
Gordon Hayward got 4 warp whistles in Super Mario Bros 3, without the glitch.
Not only can Gordon Hayward beat Airman, he made Quickman cry.
Gordon Hayward can do what Nintendon’t
He got 103% completion in Donkey Kong Country 2.
He knew Samus was a girl before beating Metroid.
Gordon Hayward once won a match of Halo 3 with only a pistol.
He got to play Star Fox 2 on the SNES.
Sonic wasn’t fast enough for him.
Oddjob plays as Gordon Hayward in Golden Eye.
Mario Party rage quits from Gordon Hayward.
Gordon Hayward won a Nobel Peace Price in Mortal Kombat.