Dallas Cowboys fans are completely prepared for the Ebola outbreak
Is Ebola spreading to Houston? Do I need one of these hazmat suits? More importantly, can I get it bedazzled? I need to investigate so much right now.
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These fans at the Dallas Cowboys game arrived at the stadium completely prepared to go home Ebola-free, for which I applaud them vigorously. Two of our editors were at the game, and I was really concerned that someone was going to find themselves bleeding from their eyeballs in the next few weeks. Ebola’s a real thing, guys.
These fans posed for pictures after the game with pretty much anyone who wanted to, which is very nice and charitable of them. They’re probably thinking that they don’t need to worry about coming in physical contact with all the Dallas-ians (is that what they’re called??), because they’re properly equipped to combat the Ebola epidemic.
The Cowboys also overthrew the New York Giants, which was an added bonus. These guys got to see their team win, AND get to go home Ebola-free. That’s like a two for one deal, and we should all strive to be more like these gentlemen.
Bonus: whoever patents team-themed hazmat suits for all the Dallas teams is probably going to be rolling in the deep piles of cash. You heard it here first.
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