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OSU Players Fall Asleep At Whataburger, Arrested On Public Intoxication Charges

By Catherine Silverman

Oct 11, 2014; Lawrence, KS, USA; Oklahoma State Cowboys wide receiver Jhajuan Seales (81) celebrates with wide receiver Ra
Oct 11, 2014; Lawrence, KS, USA; Oklahoma State Cowboys wide receiver Jhajuan Seales (81) celebrates with wide receiver Ra /
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Oklahoma State players Jhajuan Seales and Juwan Offray were arrested on suspicions of public intoxication at Whataburger. 

Following a Big 12 loss by OSU 42-9 to TCU, team members Jhajuan Seales and Juwan Offray, 20 and 18, were arrested when they- get this- passed out drunk in the drive-thru at a local Whataburger.

Of course, in no way, shape, or form do I endorse drunk driving. I’m not laughing about that. It’s not funny, and if you make a joke about that part, you’re a terrible person.

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The driver was 20-year-old Seales, who police found sound asleep in the driver’s seat of a 2014 Ford Focus with his foot on the brake and the car in drive. The car was idle at the pull-up window of a Whataburger in Stillwater, Texas.

The police reported that both OSU

players were able to be awoken, but seemed ‘lethargic and glassy-eyed’, according to an article published by Tulsa World. Seales seemed unable to figure out how to turn his own car off, which begs the question- how did these two even arrive at Whataburger without something worse happening?

While I can’t condone the intoxication behind the wheel, though, I do empathize with where the two boys were found. If you’ve ever lived below the Mason-Dixon line and haven’t drunkenly made your way to Whataburger at least once, I’m not sure you’re doing it right. I’m fairly certain I walked into a Whataburger at UT Austin last year dressed as Britney Spears from ‘Hit me Baby, One More Time’. It happens.

No reports yet on what the school is planning to do with the wide receiver or cornerback, but I can’t imagine it’ll be anything good. I hope you at least got your honey butter chicken biscuits before the lights went out, boys.

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