Rex Ryan Has No Idea Who To Make The New York Jets Starting Quarterback

New York Jets coach Rex Ryan doesn’t know who will start at quarterback next week, probably because he doesn’t have too many good options.

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After losing 43-23 to the Buffalo Bills, things can’t get much worse for the New York Jets. Especially when you consider that Geno Smith–who was supposed to be, you know, better than Mark Sanchez–is the NFL quarterback version of a flaming bag of poo that neither smells nor burns.

Basically, he can’t do his job for sh**.

Smith threw three interceptions on his first eight throws of the game. Hold on, let me re-type that. SMITH THREW THREE INTERCEPTIONS ON HIS FIRST EIGHT THROWS OF THE GAME. You know what happened after that? He got pulled, fool!

It’s not as if Rex had a much better option. He put in Michael Vick–who averaged more yards running (8.6) in his not-so-immaculate-comeback than passing (4.3) and finished with a quarterback rating of 49.9.

No wonder Rex has no idea who to start at quarterback next week.

The Jets only have two quarterbacks on the roster, but they may want to add another option.

A talking kangaroo might have an idea…

Hey, why not? It can’t get much worse.

Or Rex can try to save the season by eliminating the quarterback position completely. Just throw Percy Harvin back there and run direct snaps. (The sad part is, Jets fans read that and thought “hmmmm, that might not be a bad idea”).

Oh, and for those who don’t think it’s that bad, Smith has a Total Quarterback Rating (that stat invented by ESPN that takes into account things like when quarterbacks throw interceptions and how badly they screw their teams) of 32.6 this season. His lowest in a game is 3.1. His highest is 59.8. Philip Rivers’ lowest this season is 59.0–and that was in the first week of the season.

The best part about this? Sanchez is watching this and laughing Brandon Moore’s butt off.

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