Alex Rodriguez Urinates On Cousin’s Rug, Is ‘The Devil’

By Ed Carroll | Nov 6, 2014

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Alex Rodriguez reportedly urinated on his cousin’s rug, and his cousin’s wife now claims the New York Yankees slugger is “evil” and “the devil.”

Sick of Alex Rodriguez news? OK, dumb question, but this is at least pretty funny. His cousin, Yuri Sucart, who also acted as his performance-enhancing drug mule. Yuri Sucart’s wife gave an interview with the New York Daily news that’s hilariously ridiculious, claiming A-Rod is “evil” and that Rodriguez urinated on Sucart’s rug to send a message to his cousin.

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Carmen Sucart claims Rodriguez lied about Yuri Sucart sending the Yankees third baseman a shakedown letter in 2012 when the Biogenesis scandal first hit MLB. Carmen also claims her husband is in poor health as he faces seven federal felony charges for his involvement with the drug clinic.

Carmen also claimed Rodriguez came to the Sucart’s family home (purchased by Rodriguez) in 2010 and threatened to destroy the family if they ever revealed his use of performance-enhancing drugs.

“He was so arrogant, he came into my house like he thought he was a god,” Carmen Sucart said.

Look, Rodriguez obviously is no saint, but it’s really hard to give any sort of concern or care to Sucart’s complaints; her husband was running PEDs for Rodriguez and likely a few others, and then extorted A-Rod for thousands of dollars to keep quiet. Sounds like terrible people doing terrible things to other terrible people.

NBCSports.com’s Craig Calcaterra was nailing the humor of the situation, though, immediately drawing parallels to the cult classic “The Big Lebowski” and the rug that tied the room together:

Say what you want about the tenants of A-Rod, but at least he has an ethos. RT @admrdrgz so does this make A-Rod a nihilist?
— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) November 6, 2014

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