Ohio State University linebacker Joshua Perry tweeted that a classmate stood up in front of class and slammed a Four Loko.
The Ohio State University has always housed thousands of students who love them a good drink, legally or otherwise. However, few have been as audacious as this classmate of Buckeyes linebacker Joshua Perry, who tweeted an interesting anecdote.
A classmate of mine opened a Four Loko in the middle of a speech he was giving and drank some. No lie! #StandingOvation
— Joshua Perry (@RIP_JEP) December 3, 2014
For those not familiar with Four Loko, don’t bother trying to familiarize yourself at this point. It’s a ghastly concoction of synthesized sugar, gasoline fumes and booze that used to be so gnarly that kids died trying to binge drink the stuff.
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That just makes this story all the more perplexing. These are the kids who ruined Four Loko in the first place and now they’re just chugging on its corpse. You’d think they’d have moved on to some other caffeinated boozy beverage that can both give one the energy to run through a wall and the buzz to feel nothing until the morning after. That’s what the old Four Loko was, which would have made this gesture much more impressive.
Perry and his fellow Buckeyes won’t have time for any Loko as A) most of them aren’t of legal age and B) they have a huge Big Ten Championship Game against Wisconsin for which they must prepare as three-point underdogs.
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