Court sweeper gets down with Fergie at Staples Center (Video)

Fergie pretty much turned Wednesday night’s game between the Los Angeles Lakers and Los Angeles Clippers into a concert. Check out the dude sweeping the court.

So by now most of the civilized—and uncivilized world—knows that Los Angeles Clippers owner Steve Ballmer lost his mind while singer-songwriter Fergie entertained the crowd at Staples Center Wednesday night during the Clippers’ win over their across-the-hallway rival Los Angeles Lakers.

At the very least, Ballmer shows us once again why middle-aged white dudes should never, ever, ever, ever dance publicly. It just perpetuates the stereotype that most of us have less rhythm than your average hardwood floor mop.

And, hey, speaking of hardwood floor mops, the guy handling some sweeping duties at Staples Center got a chance to have a moment with Fergie, doing a nice little body roll as Fergie sang to him.

I’ve only got to call a little B.S. on this one. This kid is either the world’s most irrationally confident human being … or he’s a dancer in Fergie’s entourage set up as a ringer for the performance.

Seriously, does this guy use all of that as he tells the ladies, “Yeah, I sweep the floors at the Staples Center. Wanna hang?”

Or maybe he was one of many so inspired by “Swipe Right Night” that he just lets his Tinder app do the walking and uses all that manly manliness—or at least one decent dance move—to melt his way into a girl’s … ahem … heart.

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