Columbus Blue Jackets charge $60 for six-foot sausage (Photo)
By Phil Naegely
If you want a sausage during the NHL All-Star game, then it will cost you twenty times the amount of goals in a hat-trick.
The 2015 NHL All-Star Game could feature it’s fair share of hat-tricks. The Columbus Blue Jackets have created their own hat-trick sausage to sell during the mid-season spectacle, but there’s a few issues with it.
First off, the sausage is six feet long. Hat-tricks only consist of three goals not six. Therefore, Columbus, or whoever came up with the idea, should have either made the sausage three feet or had the name as double hat-trick sausage. They probably should have sold the sausage as three feet.
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Who in their right mind wants to carry around a six-foot sausage or eat all that meat? Secondly, it costs 10 dollars per foot to buy this monstrosity of a meal. That’s $60 dollars for a piece of meat that doesn’t even include a drink.
I don’t know what will make the person’s face red first: all the hot peppers in the sausage or the fact that they wasted $60 dollars on a six-foot sausage. It’s great when people think outside the box, but come on this idea should not have been implemented.
The Blue Jackets will have a lot of wasted meat at the end of the night and will probably be wishing they didn’t follow through with this idea.
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