Fan created Avengers themed dildos and they’re pretty well done
A new medium of entertainment featuring the most beloved superheroes
Male Marvel collectors may be perplexed by a line of fan-created Avengers themed dildos. Female fans will also likely be terrified by these superhero themed abominations.
Honestly, is there a market for these? I suppose some can pick their favorite Superhero and enjoy them like never before. I don’t think these are for sale — maybe we should be thankful for that. I have one burning question: do they give you superpowers?
It’s only a few months until Avengers: Age of Ultron appears in theaters, and it seems that some people just can’t wait until then.
We’ll start off with something relativity tame. The Loki dildo is themed and looks pretty sleek. I’m sure many a woman will be thinking of Tom Hiddleston when using this toy.
This Thor one looks a little more intimidating. Maybe it’s the bright-red color or the photoshopped lightning.
This one doesn’t look as scary as the Thor one, but I can’t get the thought of cold metal out of my head.
The Hulk dildo is perhaps the most freighting thing I’ve ever seen in my life. You need to see it to believe it. Twelve inches of green, veiny penis should terrify even the most adventurous of women.
To see the rest of the Avengers dildos, check out BroBible or the artist’s tumblr page.
[H/T: BroBible]
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