Puppy Bowl Lineup 2015: Meet the Participants

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Aug 2, 2014; Canton, OH, USA; Happy puppy balloon at the TimkenSteel Grand Parade on Cleveland Avenue in advance of the 2014 Pro Football Hall of Fame Enshrinement. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 2, 2014; Canton, OH, USA; Happy puppy balloon at the TimkenSteel Grand Parade on Cleveland Avenue in advance of the 2014 Pro Football Hall of Fame Enshrinement. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports /

Bask in the cuteness of Puppy Bowl XI’s Starting Lineup.


Puppy Bowl XI will air Sunday, February 1st at 3PM ET on Animal Planet. 220 paws, or 55 puppies, will take the field for Team Ruff and Team Fluff. They’ll have a serious competition to see which team will achieve the coveted title of Puppy Bowl champs.

Points are scored whenever the pups carry a toy into the end zone. Housebreaking is still on the radar for these pint-sized pooches. Therefore whenever there is an accident on the field a flag is thrown. Stoppages occur when a water bowl runs empty.

Since you can now place bets on the Puppy Bowl we thought we’d do America justice and go over the starting lineup. We couldn’t rate them just on skill alone because the pooches of this year’s Puppy Bowl are on a different level of cuteness. With much research and analytical thinking we’ve devised a scale to classify these cuddly canines.

Cuteness Advisory System
Cuteness Advisory System /

Green (Low): You Couldn’t Bring Yourself to Yell at Me

Blue (Mild): I Would be the Only Thing on Your Instagram Account

Yellow (Guarded): Cuddling with Me is like Being Caressed By a Cloud

Orange (Elevated): You’ll Forget I Ruined Your Window Treatments

Scarlet (High): You Would Choose Me Over Your Significant Other

Red (Severe): You Would Thank Me For Pooping on Your Antique Area Rug