Bask in the cuteness of Puppy Bowl XI’s Starting Lineup.
Puppy Bowl XI will air Sunday, February 1st at 3PM ET on Animal Planet. 220 paws, or 55 puppies, will take the field for Team Ruff and Team Fluff. They’ll have a serious competition to see which team will achieve the coveted title of Puppy Bowl champs.
Points are scored whenever the pups carry a toy into the end zone. Housebreaking is still on the radar for these pint-sized pooches. Therefore whenever there is an accident on the field a flag is thrown. Stoppages occur when a water bowl runs empty.
Since you can now place bets on the Puppy Bowl we thought we’d do America justice and go over the starting lineup. We couldn’t rate them just on skill alone because the pooches of this year’s Puppy Bowl are on a different level of cuteness. With much research and analytical thinking we’ve devised a scale to classify these cuddly canines.
Green (Low): You Couldn’t Bring Yourself to Yell at Me
Blue (Mild): I Would be the Only Thing on Your Instagram Account
Yellow (Guarded): Cuddling with Me is like Being Caressed By a Cloud
Orange (Elevated): You’ll Forget I Ruined Your Window Treatments
Scarlet (High): You Would Choose Me Over Your Significant Other
Red (Severe): You Would Thank Me For Pooping on Your Antique Area Rug