Puppy Bowl Lineup 2015: Meet the Participants
By April McGee
51. Blue
Team: Ruff
Breed: Schnauzer Poodle mix
Age: 12 weeks
After the Puppy Bowl Blue hopes to go to Disney World with all the other champs. He wants to get Mickey Mouse’s autograph and meet Princess Belle.
52. Kojak
Team: Fluff
Breed: Beagle mix
Age 12 weeks
Kojak insists that if any reporters ask him questions he will snub them in the same manner that Marshawn Lynch did on Super Bowl Media Day. The only way he’d answer is with a Beggin Strip bribe.
53. Drew Carey
Team: Fluff
Breed: Cocker Spaniel
Age: 12 weeks
Drew Carey likes to watch her human counterpart every weekday on The Price is Right. She has a strong dislike for the pesky contestants that bid on prizes by adding a dollar to bids of other contestants.
54. Starlight
Team: Ruff
Breed: Labrador Retriever mix
Age: 12 weeks
Starlight originally thought she may have been too mature for Puppy Bowl XI. Once her handlers told her there’d be rope toys she happily agreed to be in the starting lineup.
55. USS Maloy
Team: Fluff
Breed: Australian Shepherd mix
Age: 14 weeks
We’re crowning USS Maloy the cutest pup of Puppy Bowl XI. It’s a greater honor than Super Bowl MVP. After such an achievement she’ll be enjoying a life of luxury filled with belly rubs and table scraps.