Minnesota Timbertrolls
In case you missed it the Minnesota Timberwolves decided to bring Kevin Garnett back to Minnesota in a trade. The cycle of Garnett’s career has been finished and he will now most likely retire in Minnesota, playing the rest of his days in front of fans that can’t say a single bad thing about him. Well the Wolves PR account decided to have some fun with that undying fan loyalty.
More breaking #Twolves news coming at 9 pm.
— Timberwolves PR (@Twolves_PR) February 20, 2015
Wolves sign guard Lorenzo Brown for remainder of season.
— Timberwolves PR (@Twolves_PR) February 20, 2015
Russell Westbrook has a gun for an arm
All we ever talk about with Russell Westbrook is scoring and dunking. Yes, he’s a ferocious human that could destroy the world in one huge dunk, but he also has a cannon arm that throws basketballs faster than bullets. His passing is a wildly underrated part of his game and something that needs to get a lot more love.
Tim Duncan made a 3-pointer
Okay, Tim Duncan we need to sit down and have a talk. It’s understandable that even at the ripe old age of 500 you want to keep adding facets to your game, but a 3-pointer is where I draw the line. You’re already the big fundamental, you can post up with the best of them, and your long two’s are almost automatic. If you start shooting 3-pointers at this point of your career we can only assume that you are cheating, or have been holding out on us for all these years.
Tim Duncan throws one down on DeAndre Jordan
Alright Mr. Duncan maybe I went too far when I said you’re 500 years old, but there was no need to go out and dunk on DeAndre Jordan like that. He’s just a simple basketball player minding his own basketball playing business, and the last thing he needs in his life right now is to be getting dunked on by old men. It hurts his reputation.
DeAndre Jordan tries to hurdle over Tim Duncan
The dunk didn’t work, but oh my god DeAndre Jordan tried to jump OVER Tim Duncan…and he almost did it too! Tim Duncan is a 6’11 big man that hasn’t aged a day of his life and still plays like an All-Star on a nightly basis… and DeAndre Jordan tried to jump over him. Not into him, not around him, over him. Jordan wants to forget these man made constructs like “gravity” so he can just fly over people, and there is nothing wrong with that.