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Sly jokester infiltrates the Philadelphia 76ers Wikipedia page (Photo)

By Luke Dahlgren

Jul 23, 2013; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie during a press conference at PCOM. Mandatory Credit: Howard Smith-USA TODAY Sports
Jul 23, 2013; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie during a press conference at PCOM. Mandatory Credit: Howard Smith-USA TODAY Sports /
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The Philadelphia 76ers Wikipedia page was hacked by some computer genius to insert Hitler and Satan references.

Sam Hinkie has a method to building the Philadelphia 76ers back to a title contender. It’s a slow process that seems counter-intuitive.

But one day when Joel Embiid and all of his ligaments are dominating the league with the help of Jahlil Okafor and some other young star, Hinkie will laugh maniacally from his press box throne at the Wells Fargo Center.

That throne perhaps has goat heads carved into the armrests.

First, come on @Bballforeverfb. Satan is a proper noun. Have some sympathy for the devil.

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Second, Satan’s head coach would not be Hitler; it would definitely be Judas Iscariot, considering that management has betrayed their Sixers fans. They may sign Hitler to a league minimum contract.

The 76ers gave away some of their only offense at the trade deadline this year, shipping off the reigning NBA rookie of the year Michael Carter-Williams as well as productive rookie K.J. McDaniels. Although Carter-Williams was inefficient as the offense’s focal point. They are setting up to have perhaps the worst offense in NBA history.

There is no word as to whether or not the Sixers will change the background of their logo from a basketball to a pentagram, or how often the stadium will play “Crossroads” for the rest of the season.

But that may not stop Sixers fans from turning to the real Infernal Prince of Darkness to salvage their franchise.

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