Russell Westbrook’s rescinded technical confirmed an illuminati conspiracy

Last night, Russell Westbrook picked up his 16th technical foul of the season during the fourth quarter of the Thunder’s loss to the Indiana Pacers. It meant that he would be suspended for tonight’s extremely important game against the Portland Trail Blazers–unless the technical was rescinded by the league.

Earlier this morning, Westbrook and company got the news they were hoping for, as the NBA announced the technical had been rescinded, allowing Russ to play tonight.

The news of course led to a minor burst of outrage from the Pelicans’ fan base, who saw this as a conspiracy to help the Thunder’s chances of making the playoffs. While it should come as no surprise that there are complaints coming from the Pelicans’ fans, it turns out that this time they were right to be up in arms. In taking a close look at some exclusive photos from USA Today, Friendly Bounce has confirmed that the rescission of Westbrook’s technical is indeed an illuminati conspiracy.

This picture was taken shortly after Westbrook received the technical foul. From a close examination, you can see that the discussion between Westbrook and the referee was in fact a conversation between two illuminati members. First, take note of the six triangles evident in the photo. The triangle is a known illuminati symbol, as is the number six. Seeing these two symbols used in conjunction shows just how much power the illuminati wields. They know that scholars will recognize this combination, but they don’t care. Even when people figure out the illuminati is involved, there’s nothing they can do about it. In addition, Westbrook’s shorts contain a lightning bolt, a lesser known, yet equally important illuminati symbol according to ancient scholars.

As you can see, Russell Westbrook’s rescinded technical is without a doubt a conspiracy orchestrated by the illuminati. Unfortunately, there’s nothing anyone can do about.