Corey Brewer trips over a ghost
By Ian Levy
Someone call the ghostbusters, because some super natural stuff is going on during the 2015 NBA playoffs. At tonight’s matchup between the Houston Rockets and Los Angeles Clippers, there was a ghost sighting when Corey Brewer tripped over what appeared to be nothing in the process of playing defense.
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A very strange site indeed. We see Lester Hudson put his hands on Brewer, but it’s not enough contact to knock over the least coordinated of people, but then Brewer hits the ground like a sack of bricks. What gives? This doesn’t make any sense. How does a defender like Brewer trip at the site of nothing?
Well clearly, and this might be shocking for some of you, there are ghosts HAUNTING THE TOYOTA CENTER! Think about it. Why have the Rockets not been able to reach the conference finals since the 90s? How else do the Rockets seem to have such horrible injury luck to great players like Yao Ming, Tracy McGrady, and Dwight Howard. Now, they have defenders tripping over nothing at all? Clearly, Houston is dabbling in the supernatural and the ghosts are having a negative effect on their basketball playing. We have no word on how Adam Silver plans to respond, but one thing is for sure, we should all be afraid. Sure, the ghosts start off pranking our basketball players, and making them fall over in comedic fashion, but what stops them from taking over the world? These are questions that need to answered sooner, rather than later.
Or maybe he just flopped.