Hereās the Tom Brady Deflate-gate story in my own words, or should I say lyrics.
My job, dangles on a string
because attorney Wells,
looked in to something in the NFL.
They say that I knew, what would happen that
balls would flatten, and I demanded them.
Balls deflated, I am selfish, I am wrong.
No itās Jim and that guy John; it was those two all along.
And Iāve been framed, go ahead just ask my Dad.
I would never fondle balls,
not even my own..
They say, itās more probable than not,
our personnel played a part circumventing,
that means breaking, the playing rules.
They concluded we, deliberated, some participated.
But they blame me the most for the..
Balls deflated, I am selfish, I am wrong.
No itās jim and that guy John; it was those two all along.
And Iāve been framed, go ahead just ask my Dad.
Iād never touch those balls,
Iām the leagues best quarterback.
So screwed, ācause the texts they found on file.
They show, that Iām in denial.
Iāll regret those for forever.
Why canāt, they just see
that it was them and not me.
They said that āI suckā and āOMGā
So let me go OK? So let me go OK?
It wasnāt me no way, but theyāre not buying, they know Iām lying.
I donāt know what to say. I donāt know what to say.
Friday may be my last day,
and itās all because they..
Investigated, I am guilty, Iām a fraud.
Because of me, the balls went soft, with a little help from John.
I gave him shoes, but his texts have screwed me now.
I might lose my super bowl
because of all the s*** they found.
My job, dangles on a string
like my super bowl ring.
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