Knuckle draggers can’t handle a female coach in NFL

Jen Walter was hired as an interim coach for the Arizona Cardinals, which is great unless you’re a paint huffing knuckle dragger with a Twitter account.

It has been a historic week for the NFL — not because of the Tom Brady verdict but because of the decision by the Arizona Cardinals to hire Jen Welter, the first female coach in the history of the game. This is a decision, which comes on the heels of Becky Hammon being named the head coach of the Spurs Summer League team, that has been embraced by the sports world.

Football isn’t always to the most socially conscious game — which is hard to be when most of your players are actually only half conscious most the time. But this is a rare moment where football is evolving faster than we expected it to and is embracing change for once.

Not everyone is totally evolved yet, though.

Welter made a live appearance on SportsCenter on Tuesday afternoon and the dopey paste eaters were out in droves not fully grasping the moment that is unfolding before us.

How long before a Cardinals player shoots his shot with Jen Welter?
— Kyrie Swerving (@mrthomas_86) July 28, 2015

Seriously how can Jen Welter be the most capable and qualified person to help coach the Cardinals inside linebackers? She isn't.
— Nate Crowe (@Nate_Crowe) July 28, 2015

if i saw jen welter coming up the middle i'd pop the fuck out of her i'm talking steve atwater, sean taylor & ray lewis all in one hit.
— ty (@chillianhayes) July 28, 2015

How are these people on Twitter when there are so many windows in the world that are currently going unlicked. You want to know the real reason we don’ have lead-based paints anymore? It has nothing to do with it’s health effects, it has everything to do with people like this select group of morons ritualistically huffing it all.

This is what happens when you swim after you eat — all the fat goes to your brain.

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