Terrifying Tom Brady sketch artist memes flood the Internet

Aug 6, 2015; Foxborough, MA, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) gives a thumbs up to fans during training camp at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports
Aug 6, 2015; Foxborough, MA, USA; New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (12) gives a thumbs up to fans during training camp at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports /
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A sketch of Tom Brady from Wednesday’s court hearing hit the web and it’s absolutely terrifying.


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On Wednesday, Tom Brady and The Sheriff Roger Goodell had a showdown in court, and while there were no real fireworks (or a resolution) one good (?) thing did come out of the hearing: this abomination of a courtroom sketch depicting Brady.

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tom brady sketch artist /

So this is what Tom Brady really looks like, eh? The court sketch artist has no skin in the game so it must be true. If so, then apparently Tommy is the bastard son of the Crypt Keeper. Amazing how much a good makeup consultant, helmet and a dime piece wife can up your rating on the hotness scale.

The above picture stirred the social media pot so much that the courtroom sketch artist Jane Rosenberg even offered an apology to Brady for mucking up his moneymaker.

"“I’m getting bad criticism that I made him look like Lurch,” she said, referring to the Addams Family character. “And obviously I apologize to Tom Brady for not making him as good-looking as he is.”"

Setting aside the fact that we’re in an era where smug social media users lead to a woman apologizing for a courtroom drawing (who knew they still did these?!), the memes to come out of this bad boy were pretty funny. Dangle a carrot in front of the snarky masses and they charge harder than Boxer on a deadline. Here are some of the betters creations to come from #SKETCHGATE.

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