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Bros get into epic-fail fist fight … then hug aggressively (Video)

By Matt Verderame

Jul 6, 2015; Los Angeles, CA, USA; General view of the United States flag at Dodger Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports
Jul 6, 2015; Los Angeles, CA, USA; General view of the United States flag at Dodger Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports /
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Sometimes, you just need to hug it out. This was apparently the case for Bro No. 1 and Bro No. 2 in downtown Philadelphia, where one of the worst-best fights of all-time broke out. Then, after some insanely drunken swings (and misses), these two characters decided love truly does conquer all.

Check out this video, per Deadspin. If this isn’t the funniest minute of your day, we should all be jealous of your life.

Fantastic. At first, Bro No. 1 decides to go after Bro No. 2, who is just trying to hang out and smoke a cigarette. There doesn’t appear to be anything goes on, but Bro No. 1 isn’t having that kind of nonsense. Incredibly, a highly-intoxicated person puts out their cigarette in an attempt to brawl, and we do mean an attempt.

When these two start dancing around, throwing fists, the only thing that appears in danger for injury is the car parked along the sidewalk. After about 20 seconds of drunken flailing, these boys decide the only thing left to do is hug for the good of humanity. And wow, is that ever a hug. It is incredible nobody broke a rib during that embrace. At one point, they slam into the aforementioned car, enthralled by their newfound relationship.

This is how all ridiculous, alcohol-fueled bar fights need to end. Instead of somebody getting suplexed down a flight of stairs in a club that smells like stale Pabst Blue Ribbon, just go in for the real thing. Good for Bro No. 1 and Bro No. 2.