Marco Rubio made another Florida-FSU joke.
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Marco Rubio can’t stop, won’t stop trolling FSU. During Wednesday’s Republican Presidential Debate, when asked what his Secret Service code name would be if he were to be elected president, Rubio smugly responded, “Gator.”
"Rubio keeping it real"
The comment was a continuation of his jab from earlier in the week where Rubio basically called FSU the state’s safety school.
"“Look, I don’t have anything against Florida State. I think there has to be a school where people who can’t get into Florida can go to college.”"
Marky Marco was a yuk a minute during the debate, churning out other such winners like this H2 Oh-no gag.
From where this UF alumnus sits, things can go one of two ways for Rubio. Either he takes it straight to the (White) House, drops a “Gator don’t play no shit” line during his acceptance speech …
… and then has Corrine Brown perform a reading during his inauguration.
Or, Rubio completely spirals out of control. Has a few close losses in states, maybe even punches a chalkboard or two. He fires his campaign manager, hires a new one heading into the last push before the RNC, but is videotaped chewing the dude out after said manager is seen giving a throat slash to Donald Trump after Rubio takes a slim lead in the straw polls. The clip goes viral, he loses the nomination, and all the while FSU fans troll the bejesus out of him – eventually forcing him to move out of Florida.
There’s no in between.