Tyler Johnson had a little dirty laundry aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
What’s the most impressive thing you’ve ever done? Six minute mile? Drink a gallon of milk in an hour without tossing your cookies? Pull off the ol’ Cool Hand Luke special?
Such was the question on Monday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live. With Nobel Prizes being awarded this week, the Kimmel set out to inquire about people’s most impressive endeavors. And, apparently, for one woman it was banging a pro athlete without her (then) boyfriend knowing. The athlete in question: Tampa Bay Lightning center Tyler Johnson. Maybe.
So let’s break this down. What’s more impressive: the girl cheating on her (then) boyfriend, or her knocking boots with an athlete?
I’m gonna go out on a limb and vote for option C) Neither. People cheat all the time. Big whoop. And as far as banging an athlete? Pffft. Join the looooong list of groupies, sister. And the fact that it was a hockey player down in Florida probably makes it that much easier to conceal. Be lucky you’re not Canadian.
The most impressive thing about the whole situation is that she had no problem blasting her ex on national television. Zero chill. Hell, she was more worried about Johnson. Holding on to that juicy morsel for God knows how long before releasing the Kraken: that’s what’s impressive – her vindictive nature. Hell hath no fury. Brava.
Thanks to the good folks over at UPROXX for the mirror video – JKL has removed the original from Youtube.
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